AHHHHH!!! JOHN PHONED ME AT COLDPLAY!!!

IM A HAPPY GIRLY!!! AND HE PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO THEIR NEXT CONCERT! FUCK YES.

(Source: one-two-thr33-flick)

Anonymous asked:
Do you go out with j4ke?

haha, no! i’ve never spoke to him before :L aha xo

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what